The Infuriatingly Vexatious Treasure of Uriah Madborogh

QUESTION: Whether this game is The Worst <3?

OBJ. It would seem that this game is not The Worst <3 for it is quite short and longer games are certainly worse!

I ANSWER THAT, although many games might lay claim to the title, this game is certainly The Worst <3. Why? because SPANKY is The Worst <3. Also, 256 gem-door. Amazing.

REPLY TO OBJ. This is a short-and-sweet entry to be sure, but what a sweet troll at the end there. Kudos to all of those who found the true ending.