Teen Priest

72.6 KB
3.80 / 5.00
(5 Reviews)
59 / 72


By: piroteckkie
Reviewed: 20 years, 2 months ago (Oct. 6, 2002, midnight)

Drac0 makes good games. This is a good game. I myself am a member of the church, but not quite a good one. This game rules. You play as a cop and you are trying to track down a murderer, and you have to go undercover as a priest. And you do many, MANY sick/fun things.

Rating: 5.0 out of 5.0
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ZZT Legend?

By: Bluu
Reviewed: 20 years, 2 months ago (Oct. 5, 2002, midnight)

Hello. Jag here with a new name. Well I'm here to review Teen Priest. When I first downloaded this game (About a year ago) and loaded it up, I was amazed. Down to the graphics, gameplay, and sound, everything was perfect. As i got deeper into the game, i found it got a little repetitive, and some other things that I really didnt like. The parappa engine was very creative, and I'm giving this game a 4 out of 5 because of some elements i didnt like.

Rating: 4.0 out of 5.0
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draco is my love

By: Master Raze
Reviewed: 20 years, 2 months ago (Sept. 25, 2002, midnight)

i'll reevoow it!!! anywayz, this game is awesome. you guys have by now figured it out that draco is one of my inspirations. this is one of the first games i played and although it is racially offensive (which i don't like) the game itself is flawless and vewy vewy funny. the characters (specially johnny) are hilarious. just play it godamnit.

Rating: 5.0 out of 5.0
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I'm a teenage church-goer.

By: MadTom
Reviewed: 20 years, 2 months ago (Sept. 24, 2002, midnight)

I'm sorry, but I cannot let that pass!

Teen Priest is simply one of the best shallow adventure games ever made. The characters are consistently hilarious, and if taken in the right way, drac0's shock tactics are very, very funny.

The graphics are great, and it even has a little bit of music.

How can I possibly justify giving this game less than a full-fledged 5? I'm shocked nobody else has already reviewed this.

And I suggest you DON'T play Teen Priest II, in that case. >:D

Rating: 5.0 out of 5.0
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By: King Graham
Reviewed: 20 years, 3 months ago (Aug. 29, 2002, midnight)

I downloaded this game in a search for a quality christian game, thinking it would be a "Burger Joint"-ish kind of game, about a youth becoming a member of the clergy. I loaded the game up, which seemed innocent at first, but right when I pressed 'P'....

Long story short, I vomitted 7 times.

This "drac0" character has managed to offend me in every aspect, from religion to race to favorite food. One cannot begin to describe the offensive content in this game, which would make a KKK member cringe.

People like drac0 are on par with Timothy McVeigh and Charles Manson. When he is on death row for murdering everyone in a church, don't expect me to be at the picket line outside the lethal injection chamber. I'll be at home, watching it on my tele-vision set and laughing the night away.

Rating: 0.0 out of 5.0
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