Perfect game. I wouldn't change a thing.
Reviewed: 18 years, 6 months ago (Mar 15, 2004)
Rating: 5.0 out of 5.0
Reviewed: 18 years, 6 months ago (Mar 14, 2004)
Oh my geeeeeawd. That hurt my EYE'S! Ahh! Need...to....clean...NO! No water! PURE SOAP!
As you can see from the first 'rant' that this game is...no game...no fun...no humor...no plot...no anything! Anyway, Im not sure if this was made to be funny or just to scare the people who downloaded it. EITHER WAY YOU SHOULD NOT DOWNLOAD IT. Lets get right to it then.
Graphics- Nothing cool, nothing even slightly worth praising..What little art there is, is very disturbing and scary. ZZT sex was just not ment to be. 1.5 out of 5. (Be glad I even gave it that.)
Sound/Music- Hey! There was SOME and it was noobie, but I cant make music either so I feel your pain. 2 out of 5.
Story- Ah-hahahahahahahaahahahahaha! Yeah...ok...Im done now. There is NO story. 0 out of 5.
Gameplay- There is SOME. At first you go around collecting your items for your 'big day' at work. Then there is some mini-games that are....scary. You defend a cock from cock invaders..yeah. Dont ask... Anyway, 2 out of 5.
Overall- Crap...get it!? ITS TOILET HUMOR! That phrase alone is more interesting than this game...in fact I think I'll go stare at a pice of wood....ooooooo, pretty. Folks stay away from this game and everything that it stands for. FOR I GIVE IT A... 1 out of 5.
Rating: 1.0 out of 5.0
Reviewed: Oct 4, 2022
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