This Game Has No Point

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Size
17.8 KB
Rating
3.62 / 5.00
(4 Reviews)
Board Count
15 / 15
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1391
Reviewer
Lee
Review Date
15 years, 9 months ago (May 09, 2007)
Review

This legendary game from the pre-stk era is funny as hell, and anyone who thinks otherwise is obviously an elitist hanging on to a dead programming language! It's my mind! Why must everyone try to penetrate it and redecorate!?

Rating
5.00 / 5.00
1053
Reviewer
Jazzy2290
Review Date
18 years, 6 months ago (Aug 09, 2004)
Review

I loved this game. I showed this to my step dad and he completely cracked up. It had a couple of bugs, one being that he forgot to #zap touch Hulp, the other that he SUPERLOCKED AND SCREWED UP THE ENDING! Overall, this one of my ALL TIME favorites, and it deserves to be downloaded! So go play it!

Rating
5.00 / 5.00
924
Reviewer
Mr.Bob
Review Date
18 years, 10 months ago (Mar 16, 2004)
Review

Commodore caught my attention once he reviewed this game. As in his review it says that this game was made from the pre-stk era, (thats an understatement), the graphics are not so much weird but not good altogether. There are some 'funny' little graphics going on, (such as a random char 2 stuck in this sorta pipe configeration), that, I must admit, made me laugh the most. When the game tried to be funny, it wasn't and vise-versa.

Graphics- Overall they are crap. But it seems Noctrocide did not even try at graphics on this game, he said it was used to test a few things he wanted to try out. But that still does not take away the fact that the graphics sucked out loud. So here is your 1 out of 5.

Sound/Music- Im sure this game did not even have any. N/R

Story- The story is that of an evil cheese man or cheese thing that is trying to take over the internet...or Z2 or just ZZT games and turn them into crap, (Just like this game! Oh now thats a burn), but to be honest it did say that the evil cheese guy did turn the game into crap, and so you must stop the evil cheese from turning all other games into a pointless void of nonsense. Now thats a good cause! 3 out of 5!

Gameplay- You walk, you touch objects, but the 99% of the gameplay comes when you have to run in and out of three rooms collecting a key then you take the key to the door to open it AND SO ON AND ON AND ON. It was about here that I could not take anymore and turned off ZZT and cried. 0.5 out of 5

Overall- Do not be confused If you have tastes like Commodore then you might find this game interesting...but alas dear fellows this game deserves nothing more than what it gets, and what it gets is a ....

1 out of 5

Rating
1.00 / 5.00
923
Reviewer
Commodore
Review Date
18 years, 10 months ago (Mar 15, 2004)
Review

A amusing classic from a pre-stk era. The story is wierd, the graphics are wierd, and the gameplay is weird. A few laughs means that it was worth the download.

Rating
3.50 / 5.00

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