How To Be A ZZT'er

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Size
19.8 KB
Rating
2.00 / 5.00
(4 Reviews)
Board Count
9 / 12
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Reviewer
Scorch
Review Date
18 years, 9 months ago (Apr 19, 2004)
Review

I'll send you the welcome pack in the mail. You'll get it within 3 years. You get a michal Gaddass Rox bumper sticker (bit of printer paper with sticky tape) a mishapen lump of plastic (michael gaddass action figure) and a lump of radioactive ore for a basement light (no power required). Oh, this game is so wrong. 0.5 scored because i found i have a fan base that i thought had died out.

Rating
0.50 / 5.00
400
Reviewer
(Com)Buster
Review Date
19 years, 11 months ago (Feb 23, 2003)
Review

Really. Why do we want to have a tutorial on the community? Links enough. Just follow them and you'll be fine. The contents is for most part not correct (although I really must agree with his statements about Zamros)

There are good tutorials possible, but not ever on this topic. Now for a comparison check Syndromes.

Because of his opinion:

Rating
0.50 / 5.00
399
Reviewer
zamros
Review Date
19 years, 11 months ago (Feb 22, 2003)
Review

Art. In its purest form. Not only does "How To Be a ZZT'er" by GameMstr1 (ZZT's official hulkamaniac) feature hot tips on current community topics, but it also has a rocking Avril Lavigne soundtrack. From the powerful, heartfelt "Complicated" to the upbeat and cheerful "Sk8er Boi," the game rocks, rolls, and gives hot tips to all people new to the ZZT scene.

When I was new to ZZT, I had no idea what to expect. Should I act smart? Should I act stupid? How should I type? What should I say? I had to learn these things the hard way. I was ridiculed for months by the likes of "Power Hungry Admins" and "Zamros" (Avoid zamros by all means, apparently.). Of course I didn't know of Zenith/Nadir's multiple personalities, either! The most surprising thing this game told me, though, was (with "Too Much to Ask" playing in the background) the fact that there is a FEMALE ZZTER. This is groundbreaking. The first female zzter, apparently, is KRACKEN. I bet you didn't know that!

So, in the vein of the music of the game, the ZZT community may be "Complicated," and keeping up with the times may be "Too Much to Ask" and it might leave you "Naked," GameMstr1 wants you to not "Lose your Grip" and to know that he's "With You." Play this game, and you'll be "Nobody's Fool"

Could he make it any more obvious?

No.

Rating
5.00 / 5.00
396
Reviewer
double berry
Review Date
19 years, 11 months ago (Feb 20, 2003)
Review

Here we have what GameMstr1 thinks of the community. And here's what I think: HE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T THINK. Everything mentioned in this game is completely inaccurate. For example; "This is why Scorch doesn't have any fans". Look again, kid. Not only am I cool and badass, I'm also a fan of Michael Gaddass. I don't see "THE FANS OF GAMEMSTR1" anywhere! Kracken wasn't the 'first female zzter' in years, as you're forgetting many important people like jujubee and jm. Well, okay, nobody liked jm, but that's not the point. The point is that you failed.

So before you make a game about the community, perhaps it's best that you know what the community is.

Trash! Also, points off for using 'ALL YOUR BASE', as well as getting 'you now in europe' wrong.

Rating
-5.0 / 5.00

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