Austnet: The Chronicles

This is a review by request, from a pathetic peasent known as Crank God. Apparently, he is SO PATHETIC, that he has to ASK the great King Graham to do his reviews, who will eventually get reviews of EVERY ZZT GAME EVER. He could not just wait his turn like all the others.

Anyway, with personal preferences aside, this is the best game ever. The plot circulates around a place called "Digital Dark # 4", which looks kind of small (compared to the great kingdom of Daventry, at least!). Well, some other place called "Mega Zeux # 2" demanded a battle, but this "Charles G." character did not want to fight! Instead, they relied on cowardly espionage by happy faces and ways to jump into a pool.

Cinemas, action packed battles, and a great plot all combine with an exact balance to form this game, the BEST GAME EVER.

Download it now, and remember to say hello to Crank God for me. He seems like a nice fellow, despite him looking like the child of an A and an E. Ha ha ha! Oh, lord, that cracks me up every time.