-Uh oh. Looks like you chose the wring door! Better luck next time!
Need I say more?
Plot is very basic, and is made worse by numerous spelling and gramatical errors. "Yea, the cast is all my friends!" so says a static object that you might recongnize as "Weird Al".
Not to mention the most basic of things are almost spelled out for you (and rather poorly too) such as what gems and ammo are for.
-I can dance in a field of gems.
-I can trip and be cut into ribbons in a field of gems...
-Can't buy anything with the gems.
Thank god for zap actually, or those invizo mazes would have had me flip out. The room of extream annoyance is called that for a reason!
Anyways, I don't beleive being made in 1999 or 2000 excuses it from things like spelling and poor coding. I certianly hope this wasn't the norm with games back then.