By: Zenith Nadir
Reviewed: 18 years, 7 months ago (May 5, 2004, midnight)
i like how the first half of the review is boxtop being like "omg z2 suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx fu mooseka its nothin like vcl people r nice ther furries rock =o.o="
i added this game because it adhered to the upload rules; it had (minimal) stk, it was over 10kb. and besides, it rocks because it reminds me of those horrifying old aol zzt games what with the quotable misspellings and bright green fakes for grass. NOSTALGIA RATING 5/5
and at least the author tried. unlike with, say, "omg lol".
it's a cute game, and i got some perverse enjoyment out of it. surely that's enough!
Reviewed: 18 years, 7 months ago (May 4, 2004, midnight)
When I first opened this game, I thought, "My god, Z2! How could you be so STUPID to put a game as shitty as this on your site?" (Although I don't know why I asked myself that; Z2's operators are dumbasses, but anyway...)
I think it's a game about going to an alien planet for no reason and...killing somebody...or something. I don't know; I couldn't get through the game because of the overuse of pre-made enemies. Really, don't play this game. It sucks. Completely. I'd give it a -googleplex if I could.