Cactus Juice

Haha this game was very fun... because it had PERSONALITY or character or whatever you want to call it. Maybe it isn't the prettiest or longest game ever but I had so much fun playing it. ry0suke should be mentioned more as an excellent ZZTer.

Cactus Juice... even the name is stupid. Whatever this Roy Suke guy was thinking, we better pound it out of him before he gets any kind of position of power! Yes, I know how you young people think. Always following the one who gets the most "high" or is "wasted" the most or who can "inhale" the most "pothash" or whatever. I always try to keep my kids OFF the drugs, and look where they are now! Why, Alexander is in a faraway land with a princess he saw in a mirror, and Rosella is.... well.... who cares about Rosella anyway? Now, if I caught my kids even looking at this crap, I'd disown them! Peeing cactuses? Small cactuses? PHALLIC CACTUSES? Where have our children gone with their craziness! It never ends, I tell you. It never ends.